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[personal profile] cutespawn 2023-04-13 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Today had been a tough day. There had been yelling, there had been chaos, there had been lots of crying and now, as the day was coming to an end, Adam was trailing behind Crowley, low energy crying. He was over-tired, his feet hurt and Crowley had yelled at store and scared Adam.

It was starting to get dark, the rain was drizzling and Adam sniffled pathetically as they walked towards the car.

Then, inexplicably, Adam stopped. And, of course, then Crowley did too but Adam was just standing there, still. Despite his uncles insistence that he had to move quickly because of the weather. "I have to pee." Suddenly, urgently. With big, red eyes, he sniffled and held his crotch very obviously. "I gotta pee now!"
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[personal profile] cutespawn 2023-04-13 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I need to pee sooooo bad." Adam whined as he hurried after his uncle, hand still on his crotch, hurrying towards the library. As the big doors opened, Adam winced at the light and sniffled away, using his sleeve to wipe his nose very elegantly.

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry, we're closed. It's 18.01." Aziraphale called out from where he was stacking the returned, ready to happily get into a discussion about time keeping when he turned to see a very wet (and ridiculously handsome - like insanely handsome) man and his -- his son? The boy was squirming very insistently.

"I gotta pee, mister!"

"Oh. Oooh." Ah. Well. Maybe the lecture of time keeping could wait. "The bathroom is on the left, the lights are automatic."
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[personal profile] cutespawn 2023-04-13 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Adam peed very happily, legs swinging back and forth, looking very content as he did. "They almost bit your nose off? Why? Do all librarians do that?" Was he in danger of losing his nose today. He didn't like that. No, he rather liked his nose. He could smell things with it and it felt funny when he touched it. Like now. Sitting on the toilet, peeing and poking his nose.

When he was finally done, he hopped off the toilet and pulled his undies back up, walking over to the sink and frowning.

"I can't reach, can you help?" Crowley said he had to alwaaaaays wash his hands.

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[personal profile] heavensake 2023-04-14 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh God, it was him again. He really did come back. He had expected him too, yes, but he had been so worked up over it that he had been jumping in and out of his office, both excited and terrified, not sure how to handle any of it. And then he saw him. Tall, dark and handsome. He hadn't stopped thinking about him. The beautiful red hair, the honey golden eyes, the wet torso... that one moment his hips gyrated. Yeah, Crowley had been on his mind all weekend and most of the morning.

And now, here he was. Somehow looking way hotter. Unbuttoned top buttons like that?! A crime! Mortifying. Utterly, truly unfair.

He looked at him and nearly audibly whimpered. What was wrong with him?

And, of course, as he looked at him, Crowley turned and their eyes met. And now he couldn't back off, he couldn't pretend he hadn't seen him or play it cool. So what did he do? With no element of cool, he lifted his hand and waved rather dorkily. "Hello!"
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[personal profile] heavensake 2023-04-14 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"R-Really?"

He had thought the complaint was real. He had assumed it was for bad conduct or a damaged book or maybe to ask for petrol money but no, it was playful. It was silly. This was 'banter', as it were, and he was able to slow his rapidly beating heart enough to relax a little, smiling somewhat awkwardly. "Yes, well, children do love to hear the same story again and again. The only cure to such an infliction is find another one he would be addicted to. I could recommend you a few, if you'd like, but I'm sure he'll find something today."

He turned and there was young Adam, playing with the children on the train, organising some sort of game.

Aziraphale swallowed down any remaining anxiety and smiled at Crowley. Do not look at his sexy chest, Aziraphale. Do not. That chest is the gateway to hell. "I think he would love Funny Bones."

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[personal profile] heavensake 2023-04-14 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
All the returns were put away and Aziraphale was just sorting the shelves a little, well aware that his shift had ended but he didn't really want to leave. He didn't want to go home, honestly, not after all of that but what did he even do about what happened back there? It was insane! It was fantasy. It seemed almost fictional but it did indeed happen.

He heard Anathema pushing the cart back over and then suddenly, he remembered he wasn't alone in the world and was likely holding his colleague up. That was a big oops on his end.

"You can go on ahead, I will lock up!" Aziraphale called from where he was arranging the true crime books, idly wondering which one Barty would want. "Don't let me keep you, I still have things to do."
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[personal profile] betherealso 2023-04-14 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Obviously I will not. We're finally alone." Anathema came over the rest of the way, letting go of the cart and walking up to Aziraphale, so he'd have no chance to escape. Escape the conversation, that was, obviously she had no plans of hurting him in any way. Unless he really didn't tell her anything. "I've been holding back so long now, just because people kept butting in."

This job would be much better if it wasn't for customers. Alas. "Who was that?! The sexy guy with the tight pants. Redhead. He only had eyes for you."
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[personal profile] heavensake 2023-04-14 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh. Oh, no, you must not assume." Anathema got so scary when she came at him like that and Aziraphale was aware that he was hiding behind the crime shelf, tentatively peering at his colleague with uncertainty and concern. "We are-- you really can't call a customer sexy, by the way -- but we are just ... I wouldn't say friends."

What was she implying? Only had eyes for him. Well... today, maybe.. Only eyes for him. And Bill. Whoever the damn hell Bill was.

"His name is Crowley and we met last Friday when his son desperately had to use the facilities. I let him get a book and the rest is history."
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[personal profile] betherealso 2023-04-14 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"History, yes. But are we talking the history of Oscar Wilde here or..." Because that had been a lot of tension. "Also, when I can tell a guy's size from the way he walks, I get to call him sexy. Clearly he's asking for it, there's no other reason for pants like that."

Seemed pretty obvious to her. Softening her approach, she smiled at Aziraphale, taking a step closer. "Do you like him? Did you go out? He calls you angel, doesn't he? That's nice."

And very, very gay.

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[personal profile] nashing 2023-04-15 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Felix texted me today to ask if I could get you to come party and I said nah, I'll go visit him and his kid though and he totally just ghosted me after that. It ain't you, it's just his issues." Felix even liked kids, that was what made it so stupid. He just hated losing friends in such a way and acted out.

Bill yawned and looked over one of Adam's Peppa Pig books, just curious more than anything.

"That wanker, that's the name you picked? Christ, that's mild. Usually it's worse." Bill huffed out a laugh and flipped through the pages. "Kinda. I mean, no but yeah. Like he dumped me, I guess, but he wants to fuck me still. And I let him. I mean, it's easy and I get to sleep in his bed after so it's a win all over."
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[personal profile] nashing 2023-04-15 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah but I can date other people. I mean... he kinda kills my game but you know, it was good. Like he can date, I can date." Mostly he dated and kept fucking Bill too so really, he was doing well out of the deal and Bill knew that, on some level, but he didn't like living alone or sleeping alone so he always took whatever he could get. He was an easy one to exploit and he knew it - it was why he wasn't lonely.

"Don't torment Felix. He torments himself enough for all of us." Felix was his own worst enemy. As always. "Why do you suddenly have so many kid books? You go out and buy a bunch of 'em or something?" It was nice but a weird change to Crowley's vibes.

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[personal profile] askaboutdick 2023-04-15 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mom. Mom. Mom, for God sake, stop staring at the man!" Newt hissed anxiously as he tried to turn his mom away from Crowley, timidly raising his hand in apology. Oh God, he just saw his colleagues nipples and tattoos. Would he actually find a way to get beaten up at work? Would he be the first guy to ever have that happen to him at a fucking garden centre by a workmate?

"Sorry! So sorry, we'll leave you to it. See you later, I suppose." Newt sheepishly tried to cover for himself, wishing his mom wasn't trying to help him. He didn't need help, he could do this, he could get through a six hour shift no problem.

Turning to her, he looked absolutely desperate. "You can go now, mom."
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[personal profile] askaboutdick 2023-04-15 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Please leave. I'm actually begging now, mom." People were going to think he was simple and now this ridiculously cool guy was going to be stuck with him and that wasn't fair to anyone! He told her he wanted to go himself but he didn't have a car yet and his mom had to drive him. He was hoping to just hop out of the car but no, this was the hell he was in.

Walking closer to Crowley, he gripped his satchel strap tight and looked nervously at the cool guy with sunglasses and a tattoo.

As his mother finally turned away, he spoke in a quiet voice. "You don't have to do anything, I'm so sorry. She's my ride. We can walk to the door together and then you can pretend this never happened."

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[personal profile] heavensake 2023-04-15 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you get my first draft?

How is it?
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[personal profile] heavensake 2023-04-15 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Good wordy or bad wordy?
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[personal profile] liquidsky 2023-04-15 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Look.

It's all metaphors.

I barely know what you are trying to say and I KNOW what you are trying to say.

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