"Felix texted me today to ask if I could get you to come party and I said nah, I'll go visit him and his kid though and he totally just ghosted me after that. It ain't you, it's just his issues." Felix even liked kids, that was what made it so stupid. He just hated losing friends in such a way and acted out.

Bill yawned and looked over one of Adam's Peppa Pig books, just curious more than anything.

"That wanker, that's the name you picked? Christ, that's mild. Usually it's worse." Bill huffed out a laugh and flipped through the pages. "Kinda. I mean, no but yeah. Like he dumped me, I guess, but he wants to fuck me still. And I let him. I mean, it's easy and I get to sleep in his bed after so it's a win all over."