"He should get his ass out of there. Maybe he doesn't get it. I mean, he might start too with you being his Romeo and all but like, being gay is better than being holy or whatever. We got community, we got great music and we got pride. And sometimes, we got rainbow condoms." And they tasted like bubblegum flavour too.
With an amused smile, Bill snorted and leaned his head back, huffing out a laugh. "Heh. Finally fucking happened. I knew it would. You actually like someone, you daft berk. Why did it have to be a Christian?"
"Good question. And if a Christian, why not Holden? Holden's probably the most together person I know. If you ignore the giant Felix red flag." A lot of wisdom to be found with Holden. A lot of wisdom and then the mess that was loving Felix. So, yeah, probably very reasonable to not fall for Holden.
But Aziraphale? Huh. "I like him, but, y'know. Mostly just want to unleash him. And keep an eye on the lil gay cherub, see he doesn't get totally corrupted."
Crowley leaned forward, calling out to Adam again. "It's bedtime, brat! Turn off the telly. You want Uncle Bill to tuck you in?"
Adam came out with a pout and shook his head. "I'm not tired, uncle. I'm really not."
"You're not? Pfft. Well. Let's just lay down and take a kip together then? Cause I'm knackered and I need the company." Bill lied as he crouched down and held open his arms, melting as soon as Adam was in them. Kids always made him so soft. They hugged him and wanted him and he felt so loved. "Uncle will make you sleep but me and you, we can doss around a bit."
They never did. Bill lay Adam down, sat on the bed next to him and within ten minutes, every damn time, Adam fell asleep mid talk. He grinned at Crowley knowingly. "Did he brush his teeth already?"
"Yeah, he's all ready to go. Pearly whites taken care of." Crowley got off the sofa to walk over to Bill and Adam, leaning down to kiss Adam's cheek. "Uncle's gonna have to sleep soon, but I guess you and Bill can stay awake together. Just lie down in bed though, yeah?"
And it wouldn't take long. It never did. Out like a light within a few minutes. Small mercies. "You sleep well, kid. Tomorrow you come to work with me. Fun times."
He couldn't wait for him to finally go to nursery.
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With an amused smile, Bill snorted and leaned his head back, huffing out a laugh. "Heh. Finally fucking happened. I knew it would. You actually like someone, you daft berk. Why did it have to be a Christian?"
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But Aziraphale? Huh. "I like him, but, y'know. Mostly just want to unleash him. And keep an eye on the lil gay cherub, see he doesn't get totally corrupted."
Crowley leaned forward, calling out to Adam again. "It's bedtime, brat! Turn off the telly. You want Uncle Bill to tuck you in?"
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"You're not? Pfft. Well. Let's just lay down and take a kip together then? Cause I'm knackered and I need the company." Bill lied as he crouched down and held open his arms, melting as soon as Adam was in them. Kids always made him so soft. They hugged him and wanted him and he felt so loved. "Uncle will make you sleep but me and you, we can doss around a bit."
They never did. Bill lay Adam down, sat on the bed next to him and within ten minutes, every damn time, Adam fell asleep mid talk. He grinned at Crowley knowingly. "Did he brush his teeth already?"
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And it wouldn't take long. It never did. Out like a light within a few minutes. Small mercies. "You sleep well, kid. Tomorrow you come to work with me. Fun times."
He couldn't wait for him to finally go to nursery.