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[personal profile] askaboutdick 2023-04-15 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I'm straight so it wouldn't be much good for me to come. Not that any other club is fun but I mean -- not that I think that there's anything othering about ... I like girls." Newt just wanted to make it clear that he wasn't against the gays, he just didn't happen to be one of the gays. "I fully support all LGBTQ things, promise."

He was technically part of the LGBTQ but he just didn't really want to bring it up, it was a tad awkward and he liked that he could pass now so it just made everything more awkward if he stopped to highlight it. "I don't think I should date anyway, straight or otherwise." He was still working on himself.
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[personal profile] askaboutdick 2023-04-15 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Newt laughed. "Of course they won't." Why would they hit on him? He was short, awkward, nerdy and his glasses had tape on them. Most people just called him Harry Potter or Jeffery Dahmer and treated him like the biggest loser in the world and he ... he was secretly kind of happy about it. No one called him anything girly so how was that not a great win? Like seriously, it was so cool to be bullied for being a dorky guy.

"I mean, I'd love to meet someone, it would be nice. Even a one night stand but, well, I'm so bad at talking to people so I'll never get laid." He had to give disclaimers and it was always a disaster.
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[personal profile] askaboutdick 2023-04-15 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He was supposed to say yes, wasn't he? Like a normal person. Go out, see people, do things. All he wanted to do on Friday was hang out at home, maybe read some fic in bed while a movie was going or he could paint his miniature figures for his next warhammer sesh but he knew that worried his mom and he was sure he should engage more. "I could, if you really think it'd be all right. I don't want to be a charity case, you don't have to do stuff with me. Seriously, it's fine but, uh, yeah. First time in a gay club."

Did he want to go to a gay club? He didn't think so. He doubted they'd want him either. They were all about dicks and he was sorely lacking in that department. "Sorry about the hose. I really am."
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[personal profile] askaboutdick 2023-04-15 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Woah, you fixed it. Thanks a lot, I didn't want to lose my job." Newt tried to wring the water from his shirt now he knew he would indeed be here until end of shift, trying to make himself presentable and less soaked. It was going to be a tough day, especially if it stayed windy out. "I'll come over and we can see what happens. Maybe it'll be fun."

Maybe his mates would want Newt to fuck off. Maybe they just wanted cash (they were shit out of luck, he was broke). "How old is your boy then?"
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[personal profile] askaboutdick 2023-04-15 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, I can do that. Drink wise - alcohol, right?" He assumed booze and not just a coke or something. He imagined no one wanted him to turn up with a coke zero bottle. When Crowley nodded, he laughed like he knew all along. "Of course."

Oh boy, this was gonna be difficult. How did he make a gang of super cool gay dudes like him in any way?

"Spare clothes sounds good, if you have them. You can lead the way, if you fancy."