heavensake: (i can dim the lights)
Aziraphale ([personal profile] heavensake) wrote in [community profile] thearrangement2022-01-18 08:49 pm
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heavensake: (ooh love)

[personal profile] heavensake 2022-01-18 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No! I actually good books I want to read. Why would I waste my time on a children's book?

Not that the concept of a chocolate factory isn't appealing.

As a fantasy. One full of chocolate and magic, all you can eat and a river of chocolate and...

I imagine the real thing is rather drab and sterile because of food contamination rules. Less whimsy but less salmonella. I'm sure the humans appreciate that more.
heavenforsake: (but it's true)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ah, yes

reality is often a let-down that way

however, I'm sure we could go somewhere that has a lot of chocolate

I like it dark, myself
heavensake: (ooh loverboy)

[personal profile] heavensake 2022-01-18 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I shouldn't. I have to be careful with that sort of thing. I prefer mini bites of it instead.

I do like Dark. Anything about 70% is heavenly.

And anything below. Most of it. All of it.

Well. No. Not the horrible American stuff. Have you ever tried Hershey's? Did demons happen to invent that one?
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heavenforsake: (you are so self-satisfied)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe you'll find that anything about 70% is hellish instead

it's too much of an indulgence

anyway, if it's food that tastes awful on purpose, there's a better chance of your lot being involved than mine
heavensake: (hey boy)

[personal profile] heavensake 2022-01-18 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Dark doesn't equal evil, you know? Hell can't just call dibs on everything good AND evil.

Heaven isn't all bad taste and blandness, you realise?

After all, I'm as devout as the next man and I have taste.
heavenforsake: (for real)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
you do, you do, you do, you do

but

your lot came up with all that anti-masturbation food
heavensake: (set my alarm)

[personal profile] heavensake 2022-01-18 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
We did not! Humans came up with it and we ... let them. It was worth a shot.

Anything to stop some humans from

Well

You know.
heavenforsake: (I want to break free)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
what's the harm in humans masturbating?

wanking, jerking off, touching yourself, jack off

...strangle the snake?

not sure how I feel about that one
heavensake: (be your valentino just for you)

[personal profile] heavensake 2022-01-18 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a sin and it's just

You know, it's very...

It's an idle waste of time!!
heavenforsake: (I've fallen in love)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
how do you reckon?

from what I gather, it doesn't have to take all that long

seems like low effort, nice pay-off
heavensake: (gently play on your heart strings)

[personal profile] heavensake 2022-01-18 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Crowley! Please!

I don't wish to discuss this sort of ... shenanigan.

Can we get the subject off such questionable deeds?

What are you doing?
heavenforsake: (I want to)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
well, not masturbating, rest assured

I'm finishing up an errand, than I was wondering if there's someone who I may tempt into accepting a lunch invite
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