[While Crowley was perfectly capable of writing in full sentences with proper punctuation, he was a bit too much of a demon to do so when he had the inkling that it might irk Aziraphale that he wasn't doing it.
However, he was perhaps a bit too much Aziraphale's friend to use improper spelling on top of that.]
Mostly just work. I'm currently taking inventory so it's just counting, trying to work out why I have so many copies of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in here... I don't recall purchasing it even once for my store but whatever. Things do tend to slip by you, I suppose.
After this task is accomplished, I'll probably retire to my study and do some reading so perhaps not exciting but fun. For me.
No! I actually good books I want to read. Why would I waste my time on a children's book?
Not that the concept of a chocolate factory isn't appealing.
As a fantasy. One full of chocolate and magic, all you can eat and a river of chocolate and...
I imagine the real thing is rather drab and sterile because of food contamination rules. Less whimsy but less salmonella. I'm sure the humans appreciate that more.
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[While Crowley was perfectly capable of writing in full sentences with proper punctuation, he was a bit too much of a demon to do so when he had the inkling that it might irk Aziraphale that he wasn't doing it.
However, he was perhaps a bit too much Aziraphale's friend to use improper spelling on top of that.]
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Why is that so hard?
Maybe you'd be less bored if you typed properly and engaged your brain.
[The laziness. The sheer laziness. Who did he think he was? A true fiend. Clearly.]
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tbh
anyway what are you up to
anything fun??
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Mostly just work. I'm currently taking inventory so it's just counting, trying to work out why I have so many copies of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in here... I don't recall purchasing it even once for my store but whatever. Things do tend to slip by you, I suppose.
After this task is accomplished, I'll probably retire to my study and do some reading so perhaps not exciting but fun. For me.
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cause in that case, one might surmise that a certain angel may be feeling a craving for some chocolate as the day goes on
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Not that the concept of a chocolate factory isn't appealing.
As a fantasy. One full of chocolate and magic, all you can eat and a river of chocolate and...
I imagine the real thing is rather drab and sterile because of food contamination rules. Less whimsy but less salmonella. I'm sure the humans appreciate that more.
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reality is often a let-down that way
however, I'm sure we could go somewhere that has a lot of chocolate
I like it dark, myself
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I do like Dark. Anything about 70% is heavenly.
And anything below. Most of it. All of it.
Well. No. Not the horrible American stuff. Have you ever tried Hershey's? Did demons happen to invent that one?
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it's too much of an indulgence
anyway, if it's food that tastes awful on purpose, there's a better chance of your lot being involved than mine
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Heaven isn't all bad taste and blandness, you realise?
After all, I'm as devout as the next man and I have taste.
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but
your lot came up with all that anti-masturbation food
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Anything to stop some humans from
Well
You know.
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wanking, jerking off, touching yourself, jack off
...strangle the snake?
not sure how I feel about that one
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You know, it's very...
It's an idle waste of time!!
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from what I gather, it doesn't have to take all that long
seems like low effort, nice pay-off
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I don't wish to discuss this sort of ... shenanigan.
Can we get the subject off such questionable deeds?
What are you doing?
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I'm finishing up an errand, than I was wondering if there's someone who I may tempt into accepting a lunch invite