heavenforsake: (I want to)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
'm bored

[While Crowley was perfectly capable of writing in full sentences with proper punctuation, he was a bit too much of a demon to do so when he had the inkling that it might irk Aziraphale that he wasn't doing it.

However, he was perhaps a bit too much Aziraphale's friend to use improper spelling on top of that.]
heavenforsake: (I want to break free)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
reading that made me more bored

tbh

anyway what are you up to

anything fun??
heavenforsake: (it's strange)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
you gonna read those chocolate factory books then?

cause in that case, one might surmise that a certain angel may be feeling a craving for some chocolate as the day goes on
heavenforsake: (but it's true)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ah, yes

reality is often a let-down that way

however, I'm sure we could go somewhere that has a lot of chocolate

I like it dark, myself
heavenforsake: (you are so self-satisfied)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe you'll find that anything about 70% is hellish instead

it's too much of an indulgence

anyway, if it's food that tastes awful on purpose, there's a better chance of your lot being involved than mine
heavenforsake: (for real)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
you do, you do, you do, you do

but

your lot came up with all that anti-masturbation food
heavenforsake: (I want to break free)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
what's the harm in humans masturbating?

wanking, jerking off, touching yourself, jack off

...strangle the snake?

not sure how I feel about that one
heavenforsake: (I've fallen in love)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
how do you reckon?

from what I gather, it doesn't have to take all that long

seems like low effort, nice pay-off
heavenforsake: (I want to)

[personal profile] heavenforsake 2022-01-18 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
well, not masturbating, rest assured

I'm finishing up an errand, than I was wondering if there's someone who I may tempt into accepting a lunch invite