use my fancy patter on the telephone

[heavensake]

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[heavenforsake]

you do, you do, you do, you do

but

your lot came up with all that anti-masturbation food

[heavensake]

We did not! Humans came up with it and we ... let them. It was worth a shot.

Anything to stop some humans from

Well

You know.

[heavenforsake]

what's the harm in humans masturbating?

wanking, jerking off, touching yourself, jack off

...strangle the snake?

not sure how I feel about that one

[heavensake]

It's a sin and it's just

You know, it's very...

It's an idle waste of time!!

[heavenforsake]

how do you reckon?

from what I gather, it doesn't have to take all that long

seems like low effort, nice pay-off

[heavensake]

Crowley! Please!

I don't wish to discuss this sort of ... shenanigan.

Can we get the subject off such questionable deeds?

What are you doing?

[heavenforsake]

well, not masturbating, rest assured

I'm finishing up an errand, than I was wondering if there's someone who I may tempt into accepting a lunch invite