"You're contradicting yourself there, Newt. If you shouldn't date, then what's it matter if you don't hook up in a straight or in a gay club?" Seemed as if there wasn't much logic there. Anyway, it was just awkward to put him on the spot a little. Way too easy, but still very fun. "Anyway, these days gay clubs are filled with bachelorette parties, you're more likely to score than I am."

It was hazardous. Felix ranted about it frequently, which was always very entertaining, but Crowley also frequently joined in with the rant. He didn't go there to get groped by women. "Anyway, I promise I'll warn my mates. None of them are gonna hit on you."