"Good question. And if a Christian, why not Holden? Holden's probably the most together person I know. If you ignore the giant Felix red flag." A lot of wisdom to be found with Holden. A lot of wisdom and then the mess that was loving Felix. So, yeah, probably very reasonable to not fall for Holden.

But Aziraphale? Huh. "I like him, but, y'know. Mostly just want to unleash him. And keep an eye on the lil gay cherub, see he doesn't get totally corrupted."

Crowley leaned forward, calling out to Adam again. "It's bedtime, brat! Turn off the telly. You want Uncle Bill to tuck you in?"