"He should get his ass out of there. Maybe he doesn't get it. I mean, he might start too with you being his Romeo and all but like, being gay is better than being holy or whatever. We got community, we got great music and we got pride. And sometimes, we got rainbow condoms." And they tasted like bubblegum flavour too.

With an amused smile, Bill snorted and leaned his head back, huffing out a laugh. "Heh. Finally fucking happened. I knew it would. You actually like someone, you daft berk. Why did it have to be a Christian?"