you're the best friend that I ever had

[principaliteen]

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[liquidsky]

Just hitting me up for free legal advice now?

Did you keep the contract?

[nashing]

I can pay you with my body or a picture I draw for you. I would recommend the body. I can't draw for shit.

Yeah, it's in my pocket.

It's my fault though, I got an ASBO for fighting that one dickhead who called me a fucking fag.

[liquidsky]

I can look at your ASBO. There's ways of getting them revoked retroactively.

What do you want to do with your life, Bill?

[nashing]

I dunno.

Is that a trick question?

[liquidsky]

Not really.

You know what an investment is?

[nashing]

You put money in the bank to get more money or something.

[liquidsky]

Yeah, essentially.

Doesn't just have to be money.

I'm trying to decide if you're a good investment.

[nashing]

You wanna give me money to make more money for you? I wouldn't bank on that.

I could do other stuff for you. I don't mind cleaning and stuff. I do chores. I used to do them all the time as a kid.

You already know I listen well.

[liquidsky]

No, darling.

You are the investment. Make more of yourself.

With some help.

[nashing]

You think I could?

[liquidsky]

If you keep listening to instructions, I don't see why not.

But don't waste my time and effort.

[nashing]

Never.

So you gonna help me?

I'm hoping to be back before 6am at least. We can meet up.

[liquidsky]

Walk all that way and I'll pick you up with breakfast. You can shower and sleep in my bed.

Darling?

Don't disappoint me.

[nashing]

Never.

I swear I won't. Swear it on my -- dunno what. My dick, idk. I swear it.

Thanks.