"Those ladies tend to be too trashed for talking... Good on you for not taking advantage though, there's an upstanding gentleman. Shame you don't go for blokes, I'd set you up with my mate Bill." Get him someone who wasn't the absolute worst for a while. "Just come over Friday, I bet your mom would want me to take you out." He had a very strong inkling.

And also Mrs Pulsifer had called earlier to check in on Newt and dropped a giant hint or two then. Whatever, Newt seemed like a good enough bloke.