"He's my nephew, but I got saddled with him. I'm his guardian." Fun situation. "And I am very gay and woefully single, so no mom to live with." As opposed to Newt, who definitely lived with his mom and presumably got dressed by her. "Adam's with me at work sometimes, so you're bound to meet him."

Which did indicate that Newt wasn't about to get fired right away. Crowley inspected the pipe, went over to turn off the water so he could look at it while staying dry, and then looked at Newt. "Sad story. Come with me and my friends some time. Gay clubs are more fun anyway."