Was the attractive thing a very elaborate joke? He also called him Adonis. Definitely 'trolling', as it were. He did not imagine anyone would ever describe him as that, let alone someone like this. Way out of his league, all hot and a bad boy. And there he was, in his tweed, with his stupid curly hair that never settle into any other kind of hairstyle. "I'm not uncomfortable, I promise. Mostly tickled." Amused and flustered in equal measure. And 100% unsure about all of this too.

Was this gay flirting or gay teasing? How did one know? "I can imagine a man like yourself, you would not have a hard time finding your own dates. I'm sure you don't need a wingman."