"Yeah? I just think they look awful." Honestly. Colour of his eyes, hard to even focus on. There was all the redness around them, the itching, the tendency to be bloodshot, it was really a struggle to associate much positive with his eyes. "Adam says I've got demon eyes." Flatterer.

Crowley rather felt he was handsome enough to make up for it in other areas though, so it wasn't as if it destroyed his self-esteem too much. He put the glasses back on now, looking at Aziraphale properly again.

Who seemed a little weird, but that might just be how he was. Adam had a point. "Where are we dropping you off then, angel?" Might as well stick to that. Aziraphale was a mouthful.