"It's got tigers and they're having tea." Adam explained as he showed the book to Crowley and then Aziraphale, making sure he could get approval. "We have to bring it back tomorrow, it's the rules." Adam insisted as he looked at Crowley with determination. "Otherwise we're stealing."

"I'm sure you won't steal. Come back on Monday, I think you need a whole weekend to properly appreciate it." Aziraphale walked over to the sheet of paper he had and signed it with a date and the name of the book. "And you'll have to consider getting a library card. It's free, all I need is ID and I can sign you both up." This was safer to talk about that the whole gay thing that he really didn't know how to engage with at all. Was he not red any more? This was very embarrassing. Could he not be red?!

"Monday we return it." Adam repeated, holding it up to Crowley. "Or he'll eat our noses."