Aziraphale was covering it up so well, Crowley never even realised he had thought he was trolling him. He was mostly taken aback by learning about the lack of drinking.

"Really? Huh. I started early on that." Was he outing himself as rough here? Yeah, probably. Bloke like that, all put together and working in a library? Definitely better stock than him. "It ain't that bad, having a drink ever once in a while. You should give it a try some time, have one because I can't."

Ah, his lost youth. Being destroyed more and more with every passing day. "Though you're classier than me, so I reckon you'd not just go to the nearest gay club and get wrecked."