"You very probably won't lose your nose, they go easy on children. But he seemed strict, so my nose may be in danger. Come on then, you monster." With those words, Crowley picked Adam up and lifted him so he could reach the sink, turning the water on for him. He wanted him to wash his hands properly, he was trying to instil some basic hygiene into the kid. So far, it mostly seemed lost on him. "Now, when we get out there you say thank you all politely, yeah? The man saved us a lot of hassle."

And himself a peed on floor, he supposed.