Jonathan picked up his lighter and did the responsible thing he had to do at that moment. He lit himself a cigarette and took a deep inhale, blowing out his cheeks. "I just kidnapped three Mormon kids from a torture chamber with Barty and bloody Sam Tyler is on his way." Jonathan laughed and then gave Crowley a look. "Go and find any fucking drugs and hide my stash then come back here and help us out. And tell Tommy to stay in his room."

Jonathan looked at Holden and threw his arms out. "There's a wee little baby and a tyke with Barty's brother. We gotta get pictures before first aid, yeah? Then we need the copper before the ambulance. So take your time and brace yourself, mate. It's pretty shit."