"This is kidnapping a minor though... You know Gene will arrest me for it. Fuck. Why is there a baby? Fuck. Fucking hell." Jonathan put his head against the steering wheel, wondering if they should drive away or not. What was the better move? What was the right move? "Your fucking law firm better defend the ever loving shit out of me."

Aziraphale covered the babies ears from all the cursing and then unscrewed the cap and gave it to Gideon. The car was awkwardly silent as Gideon gulped down all the water, gasping once he was done.

Jon sighed and started up the car. "I don't even have a kids seat." He started to reverse from his parking spot. "They'd do me for that alone. Fucking thieving gypsy child napper."