"Aziraphale's still a kid. He's got to be... Fifteen. Sixteen, maybe. They never listen to kids. It's the parents' role to bring their kid up in a godly way, no matter that it takes." It was so easy to remember all that doctrine, all that stuff Barty had tried not to think about for such a long time. "If I can get any evidence and I can get a case together, then I can try setting my boss on it."

Just had to be sensational enough to draw Tally in. "But there might not be enough evidence. I don't know. I'll do what I can. I always felt as if I should have taken Aziraphale with me."

There had been no way, reasonably he knew that. But still. "He was always so cheerful. He liked reading, he liked life and he-- I mean, he's definitely gay." Sometimes it was just obvious.