"They believe God created the world and they believe the gospel according to the Latter Day Saints and all that is in there and -- erm, little else. No science, no reading, we don't have a TV, we don't have the internet either. Too, uh, too sinful." Aziraphale shrugged his shoulders. "I believe that if God did exist, he allowed wifi to exist and it's awfully silly to boycott it but ..." He was stuck in the church and he had no idea how to get out of it.

"I'm more like Barty in my thinking. I like to use knowledge and-and facts to inform opinions." Aziraphale was a reasonable person, was what he was trying to say. He paused and then frowned, looking confused. "You know Barty? -- Un-unlikely."