"You don't seem like you'd be trouble. I can't think of anything you've done that is all that bad." Given the running away and, oh, right, driving a car while underage was all Barty's doing. "I believe in God as well, Aziraphale. You know? I believe that He is there and watches over us. That He helps us make the right decisions. But I don't believe that God would ever want a boy like you to be punished like that. I think that is an awful, awful thing to do. I agree with your brother that it should never happen to you again."

He frowned for a moment, then continued. "Or to Barty. He gets punished a lot, I've heard. I think you are both good boys, really. And I am sure God knows that too."