"I don't know if he's ever going to change though. He went on a mission and now he's with another radical Christian loon. It ain't worth your time. Besides, there isn't one true love. There's gotta be some options, it can't be this shitty. If you love someone and they're garbage, what then?" Seemed a little unfair. He felt there had to be a few options for love, especially for Crowley. He deserved someone that loved him back, open and proud, and that would never been Aziraphale.

Bill kicked the can back, grinning at Crowley. "Yeah, yeah, I know, you fucking hate the new boyfriend - I heard about it but come on, there's no way to know that. They might be close. Might be mad about each other. The party was weird circumstances, you kinda rubbed some salt into wounds is all. No one likes meeting the ex."

So far, Dallen sounded fine. Bit a prick but then, who wasn't these days. "Come on, forget him and let's find you a bloke I can get on with. I could never make heads nor tails of what Aziraphale was saying to me." So it could only get better. For him.